Today, I took my pet boa consrictor to the vet because it was eating funny and acting weird. He used to sleep on my bed curled up, but recently he started lying straight, right next to me. The vet said that he was measuring how long I was to see if he’d be able to swallow me. FML
i don’t usually read FML, but margee told me about this one and i had to find it for myself.
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Haha. This is so funny.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!! Get rid of it. Now!
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i don’t usually read FML,...margee told me about this one and i had
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HA HA HA HA! You can’t make this shit up…
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I was discussing this one with Kimberly and we were peeing our pants from laughing. It’s a little hard to explain why...
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You were this close...winning a Darwin award. *shakes head*
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ROFL SCARY SHET....learned something new today?!
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That’s actually.. really fascinating, haha. You can learn new things in...weirdest ways :)
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